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TOTAL SCHOCKED ---UNBELIEVEABLE Looks like the opposition needs to concede that Mitch has won the election. But in all fairness Im going to demand a recount just so we can say we won a hard fought fight with all the fairness that a few well place 100 dollar bills and a few covers given out ,thanks to all those who grabbed at the gifts for their vote . As the brillant campaign manager who won this election I have already received CONGRATULATIONS from three different countries. Here they are : DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA Greeting pale white yankee dog ,Your free election was a fine example of the strengh of the one party system with a glorious clown as your figuure head much like our system of government . CUBA CONGRADULATIONS to the working peasant ,We join hands in leadership with your victory ,you have confirm our great victory in putting someone in charge who has no clue on running things ,but can talk about and to our farm hands about how the rich control everything . SOCIALIST PEOPLE'S LIBYA Greeting and great victory over the fascist imperalist Europeans ,now they have weeken in control over the EUSC,now we get away from philatelic discussions and get everybody more invouled in dogs,cats and gem stone metaphysical discussions .o'h glourious day for the mindless followers . Im sure a few more will be coming in.....campaign manager
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